[753 B.C. - Romulus and his twin brother, Remus, found Rome]
Popeye, The Sailor Man
A clever fellow encountered once,
Had a card that marked him no dunce.
On it was a picture of an ugly sailor.
With forearms that would daunt a tailor.
He urged us eat spinach with our ham.
The message said, "I yam what I yam!"