June 23, 2004
The Farmer Buys a Dell
On the farmer with a Dell,
G.W. casts his spell,
Hi-ho, John Kerry-o,
We sure did wish you well.
She must not take a wife,
Hi-ho, the scandal-o,
No gay can have a wife.
The couple takes a child,
Gay couple takes a child,
Hi-ho, the marriage-o,
Can't legitimize a child.
The child takes a nurse,
Now, what could be worse,
Hi-ho, the consequences-o,
The child must bear a curse.
The household takes a bow,
Hi-ho, the outrage-o,
And society has a cow.
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