June 22, 2004

Mary, Have A Bit Of Spam

Georgie had a little plan,
Its cover white as snow;
And everywhere that Georgie went,
The plan he sure did show.

It followed him to Iraq one day,
Where he did seek to rule;
It made the Nations laugh and say,
"We see him such a fool."

The United Nations wouldn't play,
When Colin made his pitch.
We don't need another war today,
Kofi will not be your bitch.

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