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Ben Franklin's bifocals Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Writer Thomas Hardy
[1840 - Thomas Hardy, novelist, poet, born in
Dorset, England]

Sir Edward Elgar    Sir Edward Elgar
[1857 - Sir Edward Elgar, composer, born in Broadheath, England]

Olympic Champ Johnny Weissmuller as Tarzan
[1904 - Johnny (Peter John) Weissmuller, champion
swimmer, film actor, born in Freidorf, Romania]

Announcer Ben Grauer    Announcer Ben Grauer with Kukla
[1908 - Ben Grauer, radio & TV actor, announcer, born in Staten Island, New York]

Actor Max Showalter
[1917 - Max Showalter, actor,
born in Caldwell, Kansas]

Cowboy GM Tex Schramm
[1920 - Tex Schramm, Pro Football Hall of Famer,
born in San Gabriel, California]

Actor, Sportscaster Gil Stratton
[1922 - Gil Stratton, sportscaster,
actor, born in Brooklyn]

Native Americans in traditional garb
[1924 - Congress grants citizenship to all Native Americans born in the USA]

Astronaut Pete Conrad
[1930 - Charles 'Pete' Conrad, Jr., astronaut,
born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania]

Playwright George S. Kaufman
[1961 - George S. Kaufman, Pulitzer prize-winning playwright, dies at 72]

Pop Goes The Eagle

eagle flying

Up and down Sadr City Road,
In and out flies the Eagle.
That's the way our money goes,
Pop goes the weasel!

All around Afghanistan,
Georgie chased Bin Laden.
Al-Qaeda thought 'twas all in fun.
Pop! goes a car bomb.

The Taliban in Pakistan,
Al-Qaeda too, are welcome.
They profit from the opium trade.
While we at home go bankrupt.

A trillion dollars for the wars;
Nothing for the people.
Bend over, take it in the drawers;
Truth is, it's fecal!

eagle in the snow looking pissed

William's Whimsical Words:

So, why do we put up with it?

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