Friday, May 28, 2004
[1938 - Jerry West (Zeke from Cabin Creek) born in West Virginia]
Not So Simple, Donald
Simple Donald met a General,
Going outbound to Iraq.
Said Simple Donald to the General,
"I have got your Back."
Said the General to Simple Donald,
"Show me first your Plan."
Said Simple Donald to the General,
"Crush Saddam, and next Iran."
Said the General to Simple Donald,
"How will you get me Home?"
Said Simple Donald to the General,
"Let's get Paul on the cell phone."
Simple Donald went a-fishing,
To catch Osama Bin Laden;
But all the forces he had got
Were in his Iraqi garden.
Simple Donald failed to look,
If plums grew on a thistle;
He stuck his hand in Abu Ghraib,
Which made poor Donald whistle.
He tried to put one by us,
But soon it all fell through;
And now poor Simple Donald
Should Bid all a fond adieu.
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