Saturday, May 1, 2004

[2003 - President Bush photo op on USS Abraham Lincoln]

Mission Accomplished
(With Apologies to Dorothy Parker)

Upon my honor, he shocked like Madonna,
When he landed on the Abraham Lincoln.
A flight suit wore Bush to cover his tush.
Honest Abe's eyes are still blinking.

The sign told a lie as he fell from the sky,
To tell the press that combat was over.
The troops who just died are so satisfied,
To know this as they push up the clover.

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