Tuesday, March 23, 2004

[1815 - USS Hornet takes HMS Penguin]

Intelligence

The most reliable indicator of intelligence is a sense of humor.

WARNING: Prolonged or uncontrolled laughter may have serious side-effects. Among these are: Shortness of breath, tearing of the eyes, flushed face, wheezing, and muscle spasm. If you experience any of these symptoms, discontinue laughing at the earliest opportunity, go to the nearest television set, and turn on CNN.

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