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Young Horatio Alger    Minister Horatio Alger    Author Horatio Alger
[1832 - Horatio Alger, Jr., Unitarian minister, author, born in Chelsea, (now Revere), Massachusetts]

Singer Sophie Tucker    Sophie Tucker in 1917    Singer & Comedian Sophie Tucker    Singer Sophie Tucker
[1884 - Sophie Tucker (Sophia Kalish), entertainer, 'Last of the Red Hot Mamas,' born in Russia (or Poland)]

Brush Man Alfred Fuller
[1885 - Alfred Fuller, brush co. founder, born in King's County,
Nova Scotia, Canada]

Actor Jeff Morrow    Actor Jeff Morrow
[1907 - (Irving) Jeff Morrow, actor, born in New York City]

Actor Robert Stack   Actor Robert Stack   Actor Robert Stack   Actor Robert Stack   Actor Robert Stack
[1919 - Robert Stack (Robert Langford Modini), Emmy Award-winning actor, born in Los Angeles]

Columnist Army Archerd    Columnist Army Archerd
[1922 - Army (Armand) Archerd, columnist, born in the Bronx]

Dancer and Actress Gwen Verdon   Dancer Gwen Verdon   Dancer Gwen Verdon   Dancer Gwen Verdon   Gwen Verdon
[1925 - Gwen (Gwyneth Evelyn) Verdon, dancer, actress, born in Culver City, California]

Actress Frances Sternhagen    Actress Frances Sternhagen
[1930 - Frances Hussey Sternhagen, Tony Award-winning actress, born in Washington, D.C.]

Actor Charles Nelson Reilly    Panelist Charles Nelson Reilly    Comedian Charles Nelson Reilly    Actor Charles Nelson Reilly
[1931 - Charles Nelson Reilly, comedian, actor, TV personality, born in the Bronx]


CIA Cat

CIA agent

Pussy-cat, CIA-cat,
Where have you been?
I've been to Afghanistan,
To track down a bad man.

Pussy-cat, CIA-cat,
What did you there?
I brought down the Taliban,
And drove them from their lair.

Pussy-cat, CIA-cat,
Did you get bad Osama?
I had him trapped in a cave,
But left him for Obama.

Pussy-cat, CIA-cat,
Where did you go next?
I went off to Baghdad, and
Saddam's neck got stretched.

Pussy-cat, CIA-cat,
What did you there?
I frightened a prisoner
Wired, standing in air.

Iraqi Prisoner Wired

Pussy-cat, CIA-cat,
Who next did you treat?
I rendered a prisoner
Like a piece of meat.

Pussy-cat, CIA-cat,
Where is your secret prison?
You will find out soon enough.
Doubt about you has arisen.

cell cage


William's Whimsical Words:

The ends always justify the means, don't they?

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