Monday, January 13, 2014
[1832 - Horatio Alger, Jr., Unitarian minister, author, born in Chelsea, (now Revere), Massachusetts]
[1884 - Sophie Tucker (Sophia Kalish), entertainer, 'Last of the Red Hot Mamas,' born in Russia (or Poland)]
[1885 - Alfred Fuller, brush co. founder, born in King's County,
Nova Scotia, Canada]
[1907 - (Irving) Jeff Morrow, actor, born in New York City]
[1919 - Robert Stack (Robert Langford Modini), Emmy Award-winning actor, born in Los Angeles]
[1922 - Army (Armand) Archerd, columnist, born in the Bronx]
[1925 - Gwen (Gwyneth Evelyn) Verdon, dancer, actress, born in Culver City, California]
[1930 - Frances Hussey Sternhagen, Tony Award-winning actress, born in Washington, D.C.]
[1931 - Charles Nelson Reilly, comedian, actor, TV personality, born in the Bronx]
Pussy-cat, CIA-cat,
Where have you been?
I've been to Afghanistan,
To track down a bad man.
Pussy-cat, CIA-cat,
What did you there?
I brought down the Taliban,
And drove them from their lair.
Pussy-cat, CIA-cat,
Did you get bad Osama?
I had him trapped in a cave,
But left him for Obama.
Pussy-cat, CIA-cat,
Where did you go next?
I went off to Baghdad, and
Saddam's neck got stretched.
Pussy-cat, CIA-cat,
What did you there?
I frightened a prisoner
Wired, standing in air.
Pussy-cat, CIA-cat,
Who next did you treat?
I rendered a prisoner
Like a piece of meat.
Pussy-cat, CIA-cat,
Where is your secret prison?
You will find out soon enough.
Doubt about you has arisen.
William's Whimsical Words:
The ends always justify the means, don't they?
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